The Code of Halloween

I remember the biggest question in Halloween was always “where’s the good stuff?” We’d hit the different neighborhoods, scoping them out until we had a pretty good idea who was giving out the big candy bars. Now there’s something better….the code of halloween!

taco sauce Out of candy. Giving out Taco Bell Sauce Packets.
dentist Oh, oh. Dentist’s home.
(aka. sugar free gum)
reeses Reeses…get it?
garbage Garbage…skip it!
fullsize Jackpot! Full-size candy bars.

Use it well! And for those of you who hate halloween…feel free to call this the Code of Fall Harvest (ps. it’s still the same even though you’ve renamed it).

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  • http://klampert.com klampert

    ha ha…thats awesome!

  • http://thedanielrichard.com Daniel Richard

    Haha. Didn’t know of any code of Halloween till today!

  • http://crudeoiltrader.blogspot.com Ray the Money Man

    LOL! My how things change. We didn’t even get trick or treater’s this year. We were bummed out!

    Great post, thanks for the laugh

  • http://www.kevinstonge.com/ kevin

    Took me a few seconds. Reeses pieces.. E.T.! I wish we had this secret code when I was a kid!

  • http://www.fatfoogoo.com gMoney

    In some way this reminds me of a recent Criminal Minds episode where transients would leave each other markings of where to score their next meal, or if a dishonest person lived there, etc. However…marking houses for who’s got the good stuff sounds much better to me.

    E.T. phone home! :)

  • http://clarksonblog.com Clarkson

    brilliant, hilarious. Totally relate to all these… maybe one for ‘fruit’, or ‘raisins’.